THE CRAZIEST COUGH SYRUP

So you've got a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your guts because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is sticky, like a potion brewed in the bowels of the earth. It tastes like you swallowed a mouthful of dirt and smells like something died in there. But hey, it might just make you levitate! Just be warned: It's not for the fain